Back in the Gamecube version of Animal Crossing, the game had a funny way of punishing you for turning off the game while in another town. You’d lose whatever items and money you had on you at the time, but when you loaded up your town again, your character would be missing their face. Instead, they’d have the blank expressionless gyroid face. I didn’t think it was real until I tried it.
Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
ugh the burger
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
youre gonna look so godamn cool
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
twerking while driving
the internet summed up in one gif set
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
"Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?"
*takes copious notes*